figure skating t-shirts stink

I love looking at all the t-shirt designs you can get online, take this one:

Those kinds actually make some sense. But figure skating t-shirts?! You would think they have something symbolic behind them, or perhaps even funny, but instead “misleading” is more like it. Just to name a few…

Not only is there no apparent correlation between the random elements listed, but there’s also no moral. Who’d want to wear THAT?!

How witty of ‘em.

“Until I am eliminated”?! …What??

-_-;;

I’m not very big on these things am I?

Amazing… Rasian?

OK so my friend and I want to start up a new Youtube account.

I hate her though because she wants to be in charge. >_>

Anyway, it might be called AmazingRasian.*

So yeah. Her agenda is to get as much subscribers as possible and get a sponsor. Sponsor = $$$.

You get the idea. =]

*For all you knuckleheads out there, it’s “Russian” and “Asian” forces combined.

Swedish Cheese and Lions

Yes, here is why I hate Swedish Cheese and Lions.

I hate Swedish cheese because I think that the Swedish judges from the World Championships have something to do with it. Plus, it’s really bad with toast. Yuck. And it smells like a run-over raccoon. Not that I’ve ever smelled one.

And lions are just overrated.

Okay? They’re just big cats with large fizzy hair. What’s so special? ROARR! I can do it too! Yay! Respect me! I am the king/queen/whatever of animals! I am large and yellow and I eat innocent zebras. Very promising if you ask me. =/