Archive for June, 2008

I love flying but I hate planes

But the two go together, right? (:
The thing about flying is flying is just cool. But planes – planes are a whole other matter. You see, when you fly on a plane you get the PLEASANT aftereffect of popped ears and drowsiness. The only thing nice about planes is that I do like the “plane [...]

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What’s with Russians and GTA?

For all you n00bs (or people with lives) out there, GTA = Grand Theft Auto.
And I mean Russians that are not even old enough to play it yet. THAT INCLUDES YOU, VIOLET.
So yeah I think it’s pointless. But it’s one of the stereotypes for Russian people on Facebook. So I guess they were right. But [...]

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Me and French just don’t mix.

You know how I and language arts are like peanut butter and jelly? Ew, I hate peanut butter and jelly. But that’s not the point. Point is, at our 8th grade awards ceremony, they gave me a FRENCH AWARD. Now, we DON’T go together. Like, all I know is… Bonjour.
Ca va?
Bonjour.
Ca va, ca va.
And etc.
I [...]

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