I have over 1700 points on Yahoo Answers and best of all, 30% of them are BEST ANSWER! Now that says something, doesn’t it?
Plus, I’ve added awesome photography to my gallery. More to come very soon, so be on the lookout! Click on the owl below to view the image and my gallery.
Maybe not so great. Just remembered something. Does anyone remember that blog entry from maybe 300 days ago about a stupid mistake I made in math? No? Well, that’s ok, I’ll remind you, because OOPS I DID IT AGAIN. If I could stop using i’s in my writing due to my hate for them, I would. But that means I can no longer refer to myself as “I”, and I feel that writing in third person isn’t really my thing. But just so you know… my hate for the imaginary is NOT imaginary.
(In case you just entirely missed the point of the my compact rant above, look here. Aww, how cute is that? ) Ahem. Anyway. This post probably is in the most diverse categories ever; wow. Only in my world do ‘rants’ and ‘humor’ go together!

I am an aspiring writer with some very visible procrastination habits and a unique case of A.D.D. (if it exists, that is) who draws conclusions very quickly. And draws in general, too! Besides slacking off, my other interests include staring into the monitor with a blank expression, crouching on my swivel chair, and eating some type of sweet things. I believe that arguing calms the soul, and blunt criticism is the savior of humanity (it was, is, and will be. Don't argue. Shakespeare said it. Or someone definitely did!). I don't like to use big words, so I will refrain from doing so as best as I can. Not because it irritates you, but because it irritates me. Also, I'll try to refrain from speaking other languages. But what if I can't help it? :)